To,
Bill Clinton
Party Head
The Congress
47 White House,
Washington DC, New Jersey 5689
Dated: 10th of April 2012
Respected Mr. Clinton,
This is to inform you that I would like make an enquiry regarding the conviction of one of my marine officers.
One of my marine officers, John Mayo has been convicted of murdering an American Citizen and has been imprisoned. I would like to inform that John Mayo has always been a brave soldier and had fought for our country in war zones like Iraq and Afghanistan. I am also aware that the victim was an illegal immigrant and a goon who had tried to harass an old lady. In order to protect the old lady John Mayo had to interfere and when the victim tried to hit John he tried to defend himself.
I would like to know that on what grounds John has been convicted.
Regards,
Jack Nicholson
General
US Marines
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